Hey sexy momma!!
Age 36, Male
Cowboy
State University
TN
Joined on 4/25/10
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After a ridiculous year long break of doing unimportant Goremaster-less shit, I've been working on a Christmas special.
It's a very Grinch-style narration by a mischievous Christmas villain who is promptly taught the meaning of the holidays by Goremaster, with a fuckin awesome metal rendition of Carol of the Bells by Burn7. It'll be out soon.
Grab the bag!
Finish the first area
first Kill
Fall through the clouds.
Meet Mitch!
Meet Shirley!
Get to rank 3 in the Destroyer challenge
Get to rank 3 of the Graze challenge
Get to rank 3 in the Mutant challenge
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Evolve the vertical movement mutation
Decide to play the game.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Fail to get at least 1.000 points
Clear a level after dying five times in it.
Get killed by the lasers
